Aquarius- This is the time to start over and to begin to enjoy yourself at the frat parties.
Pisces- Do not stress yourself out over things that are out of your control, you know you didn’t step on the seal intentionally.
Aries- You must keep a balance between work and play. For every hour you’re in class you must study three.
Taurus- You will need to digest some heavy issues, like the turkey tortilla casserole! (whatever that is)
Gemini- The sunrays will help you warm up your spirit, unlike the florescent lighting.
Cancer- Even if your work load seems like too much, remember you will get through it after you recover from your hangover.
Leo- You must work to keep your body and soul healthy, spend a little more time in the Robertson Center.
Virgo- Do not keep anything in, talk about what is truly bothering you. As long as you don’t mind catching mouthwestern syndrome.
Libra- You will be surrounded by new and old friends, try meeting the foreign exchange students.
Scorpio- Do not focus on what you do not have, appreciate what you do have; like the mold in your dorm bathroom.
Sagittarius- Take a deep breath and count to ten during stressful situations. A zero on that pop quiz won’t make you a super senior.
Capricorn- Attend you professors office hours to receive clarification. (wink, wink)
*And everyone else with the same birthday.